Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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