Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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