you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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