I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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