I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
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