Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Randomize
