your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
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