Slut skills are useful in every country.
Just got off the phone with poison control. They're more concerned about our alcohol intake than that the beer bong was last cleaned with pine sol.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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