how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
