that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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