no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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