Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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