What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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