You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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