I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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