One girl and one boy is just not enough.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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