Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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