He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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