He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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