She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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