Ambien. No doubt about it.
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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