It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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