Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
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