my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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