What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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