is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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