would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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