How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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