Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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