ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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