I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I just cut my nipple shaving
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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