In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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