he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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