I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
