Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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