But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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