So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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