I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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