you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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