Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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