There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
he just fucked me for my cheese.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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