is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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