There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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