He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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