Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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