You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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