Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
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