Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Randomize
