i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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