it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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